tinybitmad | (no subject)

Didn't everyone have a lovely day? I found the entire thing quite heart warming.

Really! Why can't we all just get along?

And my guess is you weren't cursed.

What has that to do with anything?

Because everything you say has parts that are implied.

Oh?

Don't try to deny it.

Fine. I don't.

How reassuring.

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or just a really positive outlook.

Why would I be sarcastic?

Most people are.

Because some people are arrogant jerks. And others are like all... power hungry and crazy.

I'm hurt that you seem to consider me in one of those categories.

Now did I say you were in one of those categories?

You implied as much with a pointed tone.

I think you're just a bit sensitive.

You've said that before. Have you met me?

So you admit it's true?

I laugh in your face.

No you don't. You're afraid to duel me, let alone laugh at me.

I'm not afraid. Dueling is not the past time of gentlemen. We've been over this, love.

See, you keep saying that, and all I really hear is, "I'm afraid to get beaten in a duel by a girl."

Your imagination has no peer.

I have really good hearing.

Fantastically good, one might say.

Super most say.

Yesterday was tiresome.

It did not please you, my lady?

It was boring.

You're funny~.

At least someone appreciates my humor.

The humor of someone who considers himself "vile"~?

And?

You tell me~.