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tinybitmad ([personal profile] tinybitmad) wrote2008-10-13 03:51 pm

[5] Cute, real cute.

Miss Blake, there appears to be a hole in my window.

[OOC: That's because she shot it out XD;;;]

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to think of it as you coming to work for me.

We need swordsmen.

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's funny. Need more redecorating help there?

Why?
Edited 2008-10-13 23:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Your improvements are charming.

To protect me from you and your fellow psychotics, obviously.

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I could've shattered all of them, you know.

If I wanted to hurt you, I could've today. I hope you realize that.

Edited 2008-10-13 23:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, I think subtlety is the mode.

As I said, we need swordsmen.

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I do try to be subtle at all times.

Would it make you feel better if I promised to leave the guns behind when I'm around you?

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I'd much prefer you keep them on you.

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? I'd still be armed. I never go anywhere unarmed.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but the guns make you particularly attractive.

Can you use a sword?

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

Some, yeah. I usually use knives when I need a blade, though. Why?

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. They give you an undefinable air...

Because, I am trying to break through your immensely thick skull to offer you a job.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be mt swordsman. Any challenges against my life, you step in and take. If you win, it's proof that the gods favor me and my honor remains in tact. If you lose, I find a new swordsman.

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
If you need a bodyguard, then I'll think about it. If you just want someone to do your dirty work for you, then forget it.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm according you an immeasurably high honor and you come back with "I'll think about it"?

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What would you consider reasonable?

[identity profile] browning-baby.livejournal.com 2008-10-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not cheap.