[9] Boys are back in town!

[tinybitmad]

Yesterday was wonderful. Hearing you all talk about it was almost the same as seeing it, in a way. Does anyone agree? Not that I care...

I have to edit my previous submission to add:
Not a one of you is any fun at all.

Comments

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Should I have said jackass instead?

Hell, that's more than enough time.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

I do so prefer it when you're accurate.

I thought women needed to preen.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Jackass, then. It fits so well.

Do I seem like the type to 'preen'? More like, arm myself.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

That's why I like you.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Because I'll openly call you names, or the fact that I'm always armed?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

It's a little of both, actually.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was tits.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Not as much of a turn-on as the "guns", frankly.

vocie

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Wow. Blow to my ego, there. At least there's one man I know that isn't after parts of me.

Voice//Action?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

I can be, if you'd like.

[OOC: My favorite part of that is how I managed to select an icon without noticing I was signed in as the wrong person. XD;;;;]

Voice//Action?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

You'd need to grow a few more inches before you tried to be.

*have one Anita outside his door!*

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

*would be outside waiting for her, except he doesn't wait for anyone. So instead he's lounging against the wall smoking a cigarette. Whoever introduced him to nicotine has a lot to answer for.*

I've never gotten any complaints before. *and since he tops out at 6' even, he's assuming she's not talking about height.*

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

*kicks instead of knocks on his door (lightly, theank you!), then turns to start walking*

You've never been with me.

*she might be 5' even, but she's always got a big enough ego to keep up with most men.*

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'd remember. It would be an experience.

*shoves his hands into the pocket of his robes and ghosts after her. This feels good, it's almost like going out with Richard again*

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

*shoots him an odd look over her shoulder*

You have no idea what it would be like. I promise you that.

*pauses after a few more steps*

.... are you armed?

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Of course not, why would I be? *completely innocently.*

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Just wondering if I'd have to babysit.

*rolls her eyes and starts walking again, letting him keep pace even though her legs are far shorter than his*

... where are we going, by the way?

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

I pay you to babysit.

[Makes his way through the city briskly, completely certain of the route. He's been practicing.]

Down. I want to lose more of your salary.

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was a bodyguard.

*keeps up with him, glancing at passersby with little interest, even though she's still keeping enough of an eye on things to know they're still safe.*

Down? As in Underground?

What the hell for?

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

With me, don't you often find it's the same thing? *drily*

I just told you, I feel like placing a few bets. The curses are best, did you know you can bet on every aspect of them? I haven't figured out how to rig that one yet.

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

... bodyguard. Keeper. Babysitter. They're all the same when you're involved.

*frooooowns*

You bet on CURSES? You ass. That's a huge part of the suffering of the citizens here.

Re: Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

*offhandedly* If the next one doesn't involve apples raining from the sky in some form, I've lost your next week's salary too.

*stops at the gate down, waiting.* Well, are you coming?

Re: Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

*just grunts and brushes by him, heading down into the dark*

Good thing I picked up the Lux job again or I'd have to find a smaller place to live.

Voice//Action

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

You could move in with me.

Voice//Action

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

You couldn't stand to live with me.

*shoots him a LOOK*