tinybitmad: (Not impressed)
tinybitmad ([personal profile] tinybitmad) wrote2009-01-08 08:09 am

[Video]

There seems to be a large she-cat following me around, speaking to me.

[A quick sweep around the apartment shows nothing out of the ordinary, and then a loud yowl is heard.]

Well, princess, you decided to explore the bathroom.

[A few seconds later, a very wet and very unhappy ocelot stomps out of the bathroom, shaking water from its paws. Then the camera refocuses on Alec's face.]

A curse, I suppose. We can't leave each others' presences.

Ah well. At least she's stunningly attractive, as far as animals go.

[OOC: I've got to run to work, >.>, so this be a placeholder.

Re: Actionspam

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she just hangs on tighter, kicking at his shins, knees, and anything else she can reach.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He just shrieks louder and grabs at anything he can. Including hair.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[And Lyra just grits her teeth and digs in harder. She's getting frustrated, and she tries to send a knee towards his groin.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[When THAT blow connects, he howls and renews his flailing efforts. The idea is to send her sailing across the square; maybe into the fountain. Also to curl up in a little ball and whimper as soon as possible. It's on his to-do list.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she doesn't fly that far, but she does get knocked back. And then tries to come charging right back.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least this time he's prepared for her. Tries to catch her by her shoulders and hold her back at arm's length, because his arms are so much longer.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[And he catches her- but she's squirming, and may try to spit at him.]

Actionspam

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
You are a tiny bitch. [Now that he's got the upper hand, he's just going to hold her at bay until she stills. Suffers whatever indignities she chooses to throw at him until then.]