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[tinybitmad]

There seems to be a large she-cat following me around, speaking to me.

[A quick sweep around the apartment shows nothing out of the ordinary, and then a loud yowl is heard.]

Well, princess, you decided to explore the bathroom.

[A few seconds later, a very wet and very unhappy ocelot stomps out of the bathroom, shaking water from its paws. Then the camera refocuses on Alec's face.]

A curse, I suppose. We can't leave each others' presences.

Ah well. At least she's stunningly attractive, as far as animals go.

[OOC: I've got to run to work, >.>, so this be a placeholder.

Comments

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

An ocelot. Her name is Hortencia, she informs me.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

How cute. What does she like to eat~?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Small animals and rodents, mostly.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

And wouldn't it be amusing if she tried to eat you. ♥

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Hortencia is my best friend. You're much more perfectly sized to be a meal for her.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

She could try~. I doubt her fangs will even sink in, should I choose to let her close~.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

You're cocky. I'm sure she could take a chunk out of you.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

Is she made of al~che~my?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Flesh and blood. Alchemy is a fool's science.

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

Then she will not hurt me.

Alchemy is my forte, silly boy, and I can use it to destroy you.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Could you turn some lead into gold while you do it, though?

Or water into wine?

[mottoaiokomete.livejournal.com]

Oh, aren't you antiquated. ♥