tinybitmad: (I'm surrounded by morons)
tinybitmad ([personal profile] tinybitmad) wrote2009-01-25 07:43 pm

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I'm not jealous, Officer Valentine. You should judge your quarry better. Why should I mind your having coffee with someone else? You're not even that attractive.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's only those men who deserved to be kicked when they're down. But, really, it's just in my nature.

What did you do to get yourself snubbed?

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't been snubbed, Cain. Honestly, aren't you paying attention? Officer Valentine has an inflated idea of his own importance.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, of course. He's trying to make you jealous and has failed completely.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I sense a note of sarcasm in your tone, Cain. I don't appreciate it.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
So you're not jealous, despite how you're acting like a spurned woman? Very well, then.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. The women you know must be meek little things. Ginny Vandal would knife any man who spurned her. My Grandmother would have had his brains stewed as an aperitif.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
The Lady Ariadne was fond of smacking me with her fan when I ignored her for a few days. And make no mistake: the Lady Ariadne was nearly an Amazon. And Emmeline was always my thorny princess. She had a sharp tongue and as quick a hand. But so she had to be.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
They sound like charming little things. I take it the Lady Ariadne had only her right breast?

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
She wasn't that much of an Amazon--you can take my word for it.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Are you feeling threatened, Cain dear?

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
No reason, darling. Continue posturing.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
You asked a question and I answered it.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
No need to be defensive, dear.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
When I first met you, I thought you were as frustrating as another man I'd met.

I now see that you're, somehow, actually worse. Well done.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I have to wonder how you manage it and continue to live.

[identity profile] tinybitmad.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I have excellent security.

[identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com 2009-01-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, you must.