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[tinybitmad]

What a charming surprise! Hortencia is back!

Miss Lyra, may I expect another charming visit from you?

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She's been de-aged/Voice

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Hey! Who're you? Are you one of the people who know my Uncle Asriel?

Voice

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

No raging attack like a banshee? I'm hurt.

Video

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

[Little!Lyra peers at the camera. On her shoulder is a bird-who suddenly turns into a wildcat.]

That's a lie! I never attacked anyone! [Well, that's a lie, but she's never attacked any grownups, except scholars trying to force her into a clean dress for her uncle's visits.]

Wait... Are you one of the scholars? I don't remember seeing you before, though.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm a scholar.

Don't lie, little girl. It's not nice.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

But I didn't attack you! And if Uncle As- If Lord Asriel hears you telling lies, he'll be really cross. And everyone's scared of him, anyway.

Where are we, anyway? This en't Jordan.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Disappointed it wasn't Virgina?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Who?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

No. No it isn't.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

So you can't tell me what to do! Or make me wear those stupid dresses!

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Some recent 'roll in the heather'.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

I don't have any idea what you're talking about, Valentine. I don't know any Virginias.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Few days ago, there was a curse induced outbreak of adultery.

[defend-darkly.livejournal.com]

This seems to be going around.

I have a hawk named Cyra.

new BFFLs

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Hortencia and I are great friends. She comes by during some curses.

[defend-darkly.livejournal.com]

My friend Rudy has one too and told me basically the same thing. This is certainly better than any of the other curses I've experienced. We're going hunting today.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Do enjoy yourself.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Hmmm?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Pity about the memory loss.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Pity you're completely incoherent.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Honestly Alec, you could just simply ask for details instead of resorting to painfully obvious baiting.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

A, you assume I care, and B) that sounds like less fun.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Given the current bout of madness running thru the City, it's not surprising you would be a bit off your game tonight.

Hopefully things will settle down by the time of the party.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

[Now you've got his attention.]

What party?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

It's nothing special, just a Valentine's Party by invite only.

voice

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

A snake suits you better.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Did you get one yet?

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

[Smirks] Did your other partner for coffee not work out, Valentine?

No, I don't believe I have.

voice

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

Bitter is a bad color on you, dear.

Now, where have you been?

voice

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

That's not bitter you're hearing. It's bitchy.

I've been busy.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

There's four to choose from and I haven't made a decision yet.

Must be lost in the mail. But, never fear because I acquired an extra one.

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

For ~ shame. Do the others know this is a competition?

How gallant of you. I hope you find someone to appreciate it.

voice

[tinybitmad.livejournal.com]

No, my darling, bitchy is beau~ti~ful.

With your new toy?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Sorry to disappoint, not a competition. However, party crashers will be providing the evening's entertain.

No, I'm leaving it plus a few randomly chosen names with the doorman. Whoever takes advantage first gets in.