[1] Arrival

...Well. What an odd city. And what an odd little device. Perhaps I shall have a look around.

On second thought, no, I don't think I shall.

As lovely as I'm sure you little people are, it's rather late. I really must be getting back to Riverside. Also, I can't particularly bring myself to care.

One of you summon a torch boy to take me to the bridge, won't you?

[2] Shock, surprise

A dense, impermeable fog has blanketed the city? Why, you're right! Thank you all for notifying me!